When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
*actually takes homework out of backpack* Progress
Don’t do drugs kids, do musical theatre. It’s far more addictive and expensive than drugs! You also get to meet other people also addicted at stage door while crying over how beautiful the leads are.
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
when your friend lets you copy their homework